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If 6 Was 5

by The Mal Thursday Quintet

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1.
People gather 'round me everywhere Out of curiosity they can't help but stare They wanna be sure, yeah they wanna be sure Me I smile and I welcome them with love I must look like something from above Can't blame 'em too much, yeah, they wanna be sure They gotta be sure A woman stops me right out on the street Screaming evil language that I can't repeat Can't blame her too much That poor woman looked scared When people see me, they can't believe their eyes To them I resemble a secondhand disguise But I gotta be me Come on, come on, you're welcome to see I gotta be me I gotta be me I gotta be me I gotta be me I gotta be me I gotta be me I gotta be me (c) 1969 Alsy Palsy Music
2.
The way I feel about you is like the way you feel about me Well, honey, it's nothing new and now I can see And though it hurts my eyes I got to realize I don't want, I don't want, I don't want I don't want you either I don't want you either I don't want you either I don't want you either I must admit I was most impressed By the way she looked and the way she dressed But when I went downtown who'd have guessed I'd go South, she'd go West And it burned my eyes When I realized I don't want, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want I don't want you either I don't want you either I don't want you either I don't want you either Holland rocked me serious Drunken but imperious I could write her under the table Though you'd never now by this I'll remember her eyes And her dirty sighs I don't want, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want I don't want you either vI don't want you either I don't want you either Not no more, not no more, not no more, not no more
3.
Joke's on Me 02:51
4.
Rotting 02:20
5.
O Lucky Man! 02:22
6.
Takin' Over 03:03
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Gilligans Wake Everybody wore black Except for Yoko she wore a white sack And oh oh yeah she parked ‘round the back At Gilligans Wake We had a thirst that we could not slake So we drank some ales for Gilligan’s sake And Spaceman Lee he cut the cake At Gilligans Wake And Mickey Martell was goin' to hell At Gilligans Wake Gilligans Wake took the A train Brought some droogs from Michael Caine Way downtown caught a Dubland cab To the discotheque to see Gilligan’s slab And Joan Blondell she picked a scab At Gilligans Wake And Marty Howe said Holy Cow At Gilligans Wake Break – Come on! Gilligans Wake we rocked the place Cuz the guest of honor was a boy of taste He had two eyes but he had no face He was on a date with Princess Grace Let’s rock Let’s rock Let’s rock Let’s rock Gilligans Wake Everybody looked gray When Bobby Orr called for Export A Gilligan’s dead but I came to get laid So we drank to the death til the end of the day At Gilligans Wake And Bobby Hull and Martin Mull They were outta their skull Singing Jethro Tull And Rejean Houle Looked like a ghoul At Gilligans Wake And Mom and dad looked mighty sad At Gilligans Wake (c) 1986, 2020 by T.A.M.T. Music
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Hey Caffeina 03:40
Hey hey Caffeina You'd have known her if you seen her She's lean and mean and getting meaner My my Caffeina She's gonna serve you a subpoena With some funky cold medina (la cerveza mas fina) My my Caffeina Hey hey Caffeina Hey hey Caffeina So high Caffeina It's like she's on a trampoline-a She's like a prima ballerina Up on stage with Ike & Tina (rollin') Hey hey Caffeina Why why Caffeina? She said so long and I will see ya Later wouldn't wanna be ya Bye bye Caffeina Why why Caffeina Bye bye Caffeina Why why Caffeina Hey hey Caffeina
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The lady in the cage Has lost her mind Trapped there by a severed power line Her filthy fate most unkind New friends have come to pass the lady's time Three nogoodniks and a whore To do some crimes Their lifeless laughter Blew her mind What have you done to the lady in a cage She's gone back to the early latent stage And Malcolm's turned the page The rum-dum piss bum's thoughts Are void and null As the blunt force trauma cracks His foolish skull The hustler's eyes Wide and moist -- C'mon boys! What have you done to the lady in a cage She's not the same The lady in a cage And Malcolm's left the stage The muscler on the lawn Has lost his ire With his braincase nestled neatly 'Neath the tyre The wino's spent He's all dead What have you done to the lady in a cage She's gone back to the early latent stage Dear God What have you done? To the lady in a cage She's not the same The lady in a cage And Scatman's turned the page

about

The first full-length release by The Mal Thursday Quintet features three biker-gang-style "Chapters" (Northwest, New England, and Texas). and 11 tracks of maximum rock n' roll.

"If 6 Was 5 is a musical odyssey through biker-rock, psychedelia, freakbeat, and swagger-pop." -- Pete Weiss

"An instant classic!" -- Chris Horne, Tiger Bomb, The Brood

"It rocks!" -- Joe Nick Patoski, Texas Music Hour of Power

"HUGE fan. Always pure, raw, delicious." -- Flangeleena, Thee Girl Fridays

"Beyond fantastico...Dependably ginchy." -- Heather Drain

"Audaciously rocking and enormously funny." -- LP Jones

"More of the same garage rock revivalism I’ve come to expect from this crew. They stick to the script and do what they do." -- Carolyn Keddy, Maximum RockNRoll

"The greatest rock n' roll record of the 21st century!" -- Mal Thursday

credits

released January 1, 2021

Personnel:

Mal Thursday: Vocals, Harmonica
Bob Medley: Bass, Guitar, Organ, Piano, Harpsichord, Maracas, Tambourine, Vocals

with

The Northwest Chapter (1, 3, 5, 6, 11)
Dave Berkham: Guitar, Vocals
Ian Bixby: Drums, Vocals
Bob Fountain: Electric Piano, Organ, Vocals
John Jenne: Guitar
Cam Mazza: Bass

The Texas Chapter (2, 7)
Tjarko Jeen: Guitar (2)
Tamara Mack: Vocals (2)
Augie Meyers: Organ
Hunt Sales: Drums, Tambourine

The New England Chapter (4, 8, 9, 10)
Brian T. Marchese: Drums
Frank Padellaro: Guitar, 12-String, Vocals
Greg Saulmon: Guitar
Patrick Timmons: Bass (10)

Produced by The Glimmer Quints

Recorded by
Dave Berkham at The Reverb Chamber, Portland, Oregon
Joe Carroll at Treehouse Productions, Austin, Texas
Robert V. Ives at 13th Floor Lounge, Florence, Mass.
Mark Alan Miller at Sonelab, Easthampton, Mass.
Matt Parmenter at Ice Cream Factory Studio, Austin, Texas

Mixed by Matt Parmenter at Ice Cream Factory Studio, Austin, Texas

Mastered by Pete Weiss at Jade Cow Audio Post Production Services, Somerville Mass.

Graphic Design by
Greg Gutbezahl, GMG Design, Fort Worth, Texas

Photography by
Chris Archambeau/Couch Photography (front cover) and Sia Ahmed/Siatography

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The Mal Thursday Quintet Austin, Texas

The Mal Thursday Quintet has been described as a "garage-rock juggernaut," with lead singer Mal Thursday "a funky, strutting bird."

Personnel:
Mal Thursday with
Dave Berkham
Ian Bixby
Chuck Ferreira
Bob Fountain
Tjarko Jeen
John Jenne
Keith Kinkle
Brian T. Marchese
Cam Mazza
Bob Medley
Augie Meyers
Frank Padellaro
Hunt Sales
Greg Saulmon
Steve Schecter
Thom Sullivan
Bobby Trimble
... more

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